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Question for Business Developers: What is harder to get – senior managers to agree to a limited focus on marketing targets or getting three year olds to use chopsticks without a mess?
Question: What is more likely- the over 60 crowd in a firm mastering text messaging on their cell phones or their submitting to getting their first pedicure?
That partner has been around bugging people since sushi was bait.
Question: What is more fun – listening to a one sided post project owner’s evaluation or having a root canal?
Sharon, the Architect, wrote back, “Dear Joe, so glad to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night but I forgot who it was."AUG
Interior Designer Bragging: I got an A in philosophy in college because I proved that my project did not exist.
The secret to getting the job is to work diligently to, treat everyone respectfully and lie about your experience.
I was the last of the five partners. After I came the other partners never spoke to each other again.
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Before my superintendent would buy lunch for anyone, he always would ask for a small favor like, “Let’s finish the five bathrooms.
The Xmas party is when someone finally asks, “How long has your boss been drinking like that?” My boss after 6 martinis looks at the Xmas tree and asks, “How many years ago did we plant that tree in that floor.”
Our safety record has been so bad on-site that no one will deliver our emails here. AUG
Architects and contractors are a lot alike in some situations. Like when a building is collapsing on top of them.
Our firm can be described as a loose group of professionals held together by a common heating and air conditioning system and a common complaint about the parking.
Never give up chasing new projects. Look at what would have happened to the chemist who only got to Preparation G! AUG
As a Woman general contractor, we are constantly fighting for respect. The last time people cared about respecting me was when I was a dishing out a cooked lunch for all the subs... And the next time they will care about me is when I die and come back as a football player.
The contractor sent a deadbeat Owner a copy of a bill saying, "This bill is a year old." The owner wrote back, "Happy anniversary!"
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