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I said to my partner of 40 years that, “Mi casa es su casa” and he said,” Move your ass out tomorrow.”
That firm always maintained that it didn't care about money. That's because they never had any.
I dreamt that I had secretly created for God the most unique design solution ever offered.
HE said; “I know how you did that!”
An Architect started a business on a shoestring. In 6 months he tripled his investment. Now what is he going to do with the other shoestring?
I just saw Jay Ridge, the architect for the last time. He was my boss for 30 years. He is perfectly healthy. He just bores me to tears.
A father asked the young architect who had been seeing his daughter about his finances. "What will be your yearly income?" The father asked. "$60,000' He said.
The firm never had a penny to its name so it changed its name. It worked. They now have a new name. They are still penniless, however.
My friend the architect prided himself on living within his income even if he had to borrow in order to do so.
  
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Quality-control trainer: Which is the bigger problem for young contractors today, lack of knowledge or apathy?
Contractor: I don't know and I don't care.
A contractor called his subs together and told them, " I owe you about a million dollars. My assets come to $1,200. You can divvy that up. If not, you can just cut me up into small pieces and divide those.
One sub said, "If we do that, can I have his gall?"
Their PM’s head is so big it has its own zip code.
This contractor misuses money so badly that he can park in the handicapped spot
I dreamt that I had secretly created for God the most unique design solution ever offered. HE said; “I know how you did that!”
The doctor examines and finds the interior designer’s throat that had a raging infection. ”I know how painful this is but I can fix this immediately if I paint your throat.”“STOP!” she said. “What color?”
Senior Partners invented terrorism. “See Marsha over there - A 9-5 backroom architect for 30 years.” For years, I couldn’t look at her. Until I became a senior partner, a little wiser and there were junior partners.
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