Obama Selects Joe “The Turk” Kedunk as National Bridge Oddsmaker
January 2010
Having had to cut back infrastructure expenditures for this year because of the continuing fiscal crisis, President Obama has selected an oddsmaker to give each American the odds on getting across the 225 bad bridges considered to be in the”kiss your butt good-bye”category. Also under consideration is taking book or odds on each crossing or survival insurance per crossing taken at the toll booths.
Tags: bad bridges, Bridge expenditures, fiscal crisis, infrastructure, Obama, oddsmaker