Engineer Torture: If you ever wanted to torture that engineer, tie his hands up and right in front of him, spill cola on his keyboard.

Experience: The more experience I have on the job, the more my definition of experience is defined; It is the difference in time between when I know a member of the construction team is a jackass and when I tell them that this is the case.

Engineer's Looks: He never lived up to his baby pictures.

Engineer Parting: I‘ll never see my engineer again. He retired and is perfectly healthy. He is just is too boring

Value: The engineers charged us nothing for their show and it was worth it too.

Many Personalities: As a partner, I was tough to get along with. They said I had many personalities of which none was ever profitable.

James was crying beyond belief at his operational partner's funeral. No one could comfort him. He could not be consoled. "My life is gone. l am a lost soul. "A friend says," what are you talking about? You are young. You'll find another partner soon." James says, "Sure but what am I going to do tomorrow for credit?"

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That architect has been compared to many great men... and unfavorably too.

I will tell you what it happens after four years in the College of Architecture. It means in the future you will be able to mess up a better class of people.

My architect is leaving tomorrow to pose for wall at the Vatican.

This architect told me at the beginning of the project that the whole world thinks he's an impossible jerk. I told him that wasn't possible as she had not met the rest of the architects team yet.

The engineers charged us nothing for their show and it was worth it too.