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If you don't have a tolerance for turbulence, don't even think about working in IT.
A partner bought a beautiful gravestone for his late partner. Its wording read, "Rest in Peace-Until We Meet Again" AUG
Architects and contractors are a lot alike in some situations. Like when a building is collapsing on top of them.
Business developer's Lament: I give the same pep talk before each presentation over and over, but it works better when my people are better than the competition's people.
Regarding Meeting success:
If you want to be seen – please keep standing.
If you want to be heard – please speak up.
If you want to be successful – please shut up.
QC - A quality control committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Your office is a horrible mess and a client comes walking into the door, is suggest you greet her with, " Who could have done this we don't have any enemies?”
Our safety record has been so bad on-site that no one will deliver our emails here. AUG
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Question: What is more likely- the over 60 crowd in a firm mastering text messaging on their cell phones or their submitting to getting their first pedicure?
Interior Designer Bragging: I got an A in philosophy in college because I proved that my project did not exist.
Cell phones are wonderful... when you can find them.
Never give up chasing new projects. Look at what would have happened to the chemist who only got to Preparation G! AUG
Legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into general contractor school.
The contractor sent a deadbeat Owner a copy of a bill saying, "This bill is a year old." The owner wrote back, "Happy anniversary!"
As a Woman general contractor, we are constantly fighting for respect. The last time people cared about respecting me was when I was a dishing out a cooked lunch for all the subs... And the next time they will care about me is when I die and come back as a football player.
The last partnering meeting is an unnatural act performed by consenting adults in public.
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