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You can always count on Bosses Day getting the bills from Secretary’s Day.
My partner went to a health spa and lost half her weight in three weeks.”
“How much longer will she be there?” asks the friend.
“Hopefully, three more weeks!”
A contractor in need is someone who you should stay away from.
A real architect is someone who walks in after everyone has walked out.
The City Engineer had a lot of trouble buying his architect a 50th birthday gift. What can you buy someone who is everything?
“What were your interior designer’s last words?”
“She had no last words. Her partner was with her until the very end.”
Cartoon “Did I ever show you my home designs?”
“Nope, and I appreciate it."
The thing about being an architect is that if you can make one developer happy, if you can make one project great, if you can make one project great if you can get one award than you will still be stuck with twenty failures.
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The thing about being a hospital designer is that if you make one ward happy, if you only get one doctor to congratulate you and one administrator to say congratulations than you know that your next job is a house remodel.
Architects Lament: My religious mother never had much faith in science. When I finished my first hi-rise, she told me,” May God give you glue and your project strength.”
Email from Developer to Architect: Send plans. If good, I will send check.
Response from Architect: Send Check. If good, I will send plans.
Architectural triumph – we celebrated this office building’s finish in an old fashioned way. We invited the whole team including the new owners. We had a great feast of lobsters and steaks…and then I killed them and occupied the building.
Architects Lament: I believe in reincarnation because I know that in a past life everyone was always yelling at me.
I would be a great for me if I could treat my architect like my doctor treats me, "I'm busy. Go back to that small room, take your pants off and I'll be there."
It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on an architect. Ask about the condition of his old Lexus, whether his thousand dollar suit was bought new.
And whether his CADS were bought when he got into practice fifteen years ago?
That designer is the quick to appear when a camera is around but just as quick to disappear when a late document needs submittal.
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