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He's not afraid of the extra work. He's been fighting it for years.
The two project managers meet at the athletic club. One suggests going to the bar and getting a drink. The other says, "Nope, but I thank you."
“Don’t you drink?" The first one asks, "Well certainly not on-site or the office, because I don't want to drink in front of the subs or the team. And when I'm away from them, I don't need to!"
Every project I had a very bizarre architect. Same architect – he was just bizarre
I don’t like septic tank installers. It is not my intention to disparage them. And for the installers, disparage means to put down.
I had this Italian partner. He believed anything could be solved by food. He proactively sent Italian cookies when a client was about to explode and was always surprised by the explosion and the demand for more cookies.
Contractor: How many of you here graduated from Middle School? And how many of you paid to get admitted?
Contractor Pleads: Would you consider helping me? I am late. I have no money left. The project has flaws…and I have a gun.
I couldn’t get paid so I sent my client a letter that said on the envelope, “This is not a bill.” When he opened it, it said,” That was the envelope…here is the bill.”
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I remember this cross-eyed owner's rep. He never amounted to much but he sure kept the subs alert
California Contractors lament: I do love California. It is much better though when is still. The concept of opening up the earth and swallowing me and my truck is not my concept of a fun. I worked for people like that
Contractor heir's lament; with my father liked got no respect. When he told me. I should start at the bottom; he was teaching me how to swim. Rodney Dangerfield
My project managers complain that some of their subs are sleepy all day. Not me. Anymore caffeine in their system, I would be nuts. Subs need to be taken in small doses. aug
Having a big project gives my life purpose. At this moment my purpose is
to get some sleep
A contractor is only as loyal as his options.
Regarding Client Service: You can lead a horse to water, but if he would leap a 10’ branch, click his hooves mid-air and gallop at 50MPH, you might have something the client would appreciate.
Regarding on time docs: Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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