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You must be very careful when you talk about him. You're talking about the man he loves.
Junior Partner: I know a fellow who has been a junior partner for 20 years. It has one outstanding advantage- it will shorten the damage he will do as a senior partner.
I was told to be short, very explicit and then take a seat. I told them I would be as brief as possible – no matter how long it took me.
Engineer Torture: If you ever wanted to torture that engineer, tie his hands up and right in front of him, spill cola on his keyboard.
Research from Harvard University indicates that engineers who visit Starbucks more than four times per day are designing sewage treatment with six times the necessary flow and capacity.
Happiness: Being happy is having supportive, thoughtful, focused partners in another city.
Experience: The more experience I have on the job, the more my definition of experience is defined; It is the difference in time between when I know a member of the construction team is a jackass and when I tell them that this is the case.
James says, "Sure but what am I going to do tomorrow for credit?"
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“As 2007 Mr. American Engineer, my objective is to bring peace to the world and end excess American sewage.”
E Engineers Humility – I know that you wanted to hear the latest dope. OK then, I’m here.
As a partner, I was tough to get along with. They said I had many personalities of which none was ever profitable.
Engineer Fashion: He never lived up to his baby pictures.
I love being an Engineer but the job is not without its downers that make me wanting to moon city hall, scream obscenities, wear top hats and underwear only and wait for the white coats to haul my butt to the booby hatch.
If being interesting is the key to cloning than the 25th century will be the time for the first engineering clone.
Senior Partner Abuse: My senior partner used to say to me, "Listen up, dummy." He always called me, "Listen Up."
Computer Dating: The mechanical engineer tried computer dating and they matched him up to a jar of mayonnaise.
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