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Regarding Meeting success:
If you want to be seen please keep standing.
If you want to be heard please speak up.
If you want to be successful please shut up.
Business developer's Lament: I give the same pep talk before each presentation over and over, but it works better when my people are better than the competition's people.
Our firm can be described as a loose group of professionals held together by a common heating and air conditioning system and a common complaint about the parking.
If you don't have a tolerance for turbulence, don't even think about working in IT.
Your office is a horrible mess and a client comes walking into the door, is suggest you greet her with, " Who could have done this we don't have any enemies?
Legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into general contractor school.
This project had so many late attendees at their daily meetings that they open at 8AM sharp and ended at 11:30AM dull.
Our founder is no longer with us. He is still alive but we just kicked him out of his desk at the back of the office and put him in a home.
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I am walking down the street, and a bunch of construction workers working on a building are whistling down at women. By pretend they're whistling at me and I waved back, shaker little hip. They threw their thermos bottles at me. I sell them on eBay. I think that makes me the winner. Basil White
Question: What is more coherent a 70 year old senior partner after two six-packs or the same senior partner explaining the newest software?
Question for Business Developers: What is harder to get senior managers to agree to a limited focus on marketing targets or getting three year olds to use chopsticks without a mess?
Question: What is more likely- the over 60 crowd in a firm mastering text messaging on their cell phones or their submitting to getting their first pedicure?
Question: What is more fun listening to a one sided post project owners evaluation or having a root canal?
The last partnering meeting is an unnatural act performed by consenting adults in public.
Never argue with a fool-people might know the difference.
Being a great boss, I love boss's day. I receive a lot of wonderful presents that I immediately exchange.
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