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Our founder is no longer with us. He is still alive but we just kicked him out of his desk at the back of the office and put him in a home.
Legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into general contractor school.
Never argue with a fool-people might know the difference.
If the entire world is a stage, shouldn’t all the subcontractors wear make-up?
Derrick Driver-It is not the job of a concrete truck driver that he likes. It is the people that he runs into.
Question for Business Developers: What is harder to get – senior managers to agree to a limited focus on marketing targets or getting three year olds to use chopsticks without a mess?
We have been partners for 45 years…but that has been out of spite.
I was the last of the five partners. After I came the other partners never spoke to each other again.
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Getting along with building inspectors is unbelievably challenging. Our relationship is like trying to put together a 2500 piece puzzle- all sky.AUG
Your office is a horrible mess and a client comes walking into the door, is suggest you greet her with, " Who could have done this we don't have any enemies?”
I don't know anything about GPS. I don't even know when to change the oil.
Interior Designer Bragging: I got an A in philosophy in college because I proved that my project did not exist.
She always walks onto a job site voice first.
Architects and contractors are a lot alike in some situations. Like when a building is collapsing on top of them.
Business Developer’s Surprise: When I was born, I was surprised to find out that I wouldn’t be able to speak for at least a year.
Getting in Heaven First A rabbi, a minister, and an architect arrived in heaven at the same time. There being room for only one that day, St. Peter turned down the men of the cloth. Opening the door wide for the architect, he said, “You have scared more Hell out of people with your estimates then they did with their Bibles!"
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