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He was the typical story of a subcontractor residential. He went from Day School to night court.
That subcontractor hates to do any kind of work. A few years ago he once found himself unemployed and then he quit.
The subcontractors lament:: Death came for him but took one look at his T-shirt and left.
Subcontractors Lament: Black eyes to indicate a strong character and sometimes a very weak defense.
A roofer with the spiked hair cut, colored purple with a matching stained red and purple Hula shirt and six rabbit multicolored rabbit feet around the neck is stopped by a highway patrolman. The roofer protests that he had not been speeding. The patrolman says "I know. I only wanted to stop and take a look at you. I made love to a parrot once and I thought you may be kin.”
One chain-smoking roofer was buried in a flip-top coffin.
It is hard for a 6’ 4” 275 lb. painter to explain to his 5’8” 160 lb. helper why KFC is bad for him.
Some project managers insist in telling their subs that know their work is never done until it is done. The subs want to know why project managers didn't start at the beginning.
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Subcontractors Lament: I get the shaft from everyone. That is the way it is… I’m the industry’s bitch.
Traveling Superintendent Lament: My wife calls me at 4:30AM. I am not doing horses and cows. Couldn’t she wait until 5:30 AM?
We call our site cleaners commercial because they only appear during commercials
Subcontractors Lament: Working for one homebuilder is like having your favorite soft drink anytime – that’s if you like a good hot Dr. Pepper.
That mechanical contractor has a demeanor that would make coffee nervous.
Specialty Contractor PMs will believe about general contractors anything that is whispered to them. And they see instantly is not totally whacko.
On Landscape Contractors: Never get into an argument with anyone who buys fertilizer by the ton.
Subcontractors Lament thanks: Fast food restaurant reps are to BS as Wisconsin is to cheese.
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