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They held a beautiful building contest for the school board. The winner came in third.
There are two things that I do not like about that zoning official - her face.
That building inspector did the work of two men - John Dillinger and Al Capone.
The city engineer turned his life around. He used to be controlling and mean-spirited. Now he is mean-spirited and controlling.
Owners Lament:One day you wake and think, " You know, I think I will never need to sleep, eat, drink or
The design builder was furious. He called over his PM and said, "I just found out that you've been getting huge kickbacks from our suppliers and making our costs just about doubles what they should be. I also know that you sold our new designs to another developer and I understand that last month you fooled around with my wife. Believe me when I tell you this: One more thing and you are out!"
The contractor sent a deadbeat Owner a copy of a bill saying, "This bill is a year old." The owner wrote back, "Happy anniversary!"
  
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Two county engineers walk into a bar. You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it.
Thirteen speculative developers got trapped in an elevator at a conference and it ended poorly. They all got out.
That developer would go broke if he had to pay taxes on what he thinks he is worth.
Beautiful Buildings: They held a beautiful building contest for the school board. The winner came in third.
Zoning Official: There are two things that I do not like about that zoning official - her face.
A developer, Joe, e-mailed, “Dear Sharon, please forgive me but I am becoming forgetful. I offered you the job last night but I forgot whether you said yes or no." Two county engineers walk into a bar. You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it.
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